Friday, September 17, 2004


I am unemployed. I am running out of money, and I am unemployed. I like money, I'd like to have more of it, I'd like to be happy making it. Please just give me a job?

Ok folks, I have some loyal readers, I have some blog fan's, I have some people who think that I'm moderatley talented and have a 'unique voice' (or so you've said) so please, someone out there that has more of the dinero than I do, give me a job. I am a hard worker, I am pretty smart, I think outside the box, hell, I think outside the time zone most of the time; I am a valuable employee for your company/business/firm/magazine/store, trust me. Take a chance on me, and you will be rewarded, in this life or the next.

So, the choppy nature of this blog is a direct attempt to clearly get across to all you readers how badly I need a job. Someone out there will read this, then click on my Resume and hopefully, realize that I have some serious potential waiting to friggen EXPLODE upon the work world. All you need to do is light the fuse. Wow I'm lame, anyhow, just email me or post a comment, or Something. Just talk to me.

Namastè.