Thursday, December 23, 2004


Today while walking through the Salvation Army store, a local crazy man said the strangest quote I've ever heard...the exchange went something like this:

Crazy Man: "Hey Hey Hey, What do you need?!"
Me: "Nothing at all, thanks though."
Crazy Man: "Here's what YOU need!" (Shows me a box of used Ear Plugs for $.49cents)
Me: (Just looking confused and amused)
Crazy Man: "It's for when you go water skiing, water skiing!!"
Me: "Good Lord man, it's winter."

Now, who's crazier, the guy who tries to give me used ear plugs for use while water skiing, or me, the guy who doesn't think that's crazy, but only thinks it's weird he'd water ski in winter?

Helena, enough said.

Saturday, December 11, 2004


Creepiest thing in the world: Tumbleweeds.

P.S. Offer me a Job. Now. Please.