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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Someone Put Some Clothes On Madonna, Please

Grammy's are on, Gorillaz are performing in one of the most ridiculously cool 3D animated/live performances I've ever seen. They look real but they aren't and it's weird. You know what bums me out though, when 2 seconds later Madonna walks out. Good Lord.

Can someone please stick some clothes on her? Please!? Great, you're in shape. Great, you work out still and occasionally get some sweat on your chic red Kabbalah bracelet, congratulations, now please put a robe over your leotard and leg warmers. Plus, where'd the fake Brit accent come from? You're from Bay City, Michigan not from Cornwall, drop the act. Just because you are married to a rockin' English director doesn't mean you all of a sudden have an accent...last I checked linguistics aren't sexually transmitted.

At any rate, I can deal with the accent, but the old body, as in shape as it may be, in a sparkly unitard is just too much; no one should have to see that.

UPDATE: Coldplay is NOT the "next U2" and they never will be. As much as Chris Martin runs around on stage, pointing to the heavens in grandiose fashions, he can never, and will never be Bono. His voice isn't as strong, his lyrics aren't as strong, he isn't backed by Larry, Adam and the Edge. Plus, last I checked, Coldplay isn't in the "saving the world" business either; yeah they performed at Live 8, but still, Bono raises billions of dollars for 3rd world debt...Chris Martin, on the other hand, just names his kids after fruit.

UPDATE #3: Kelly Clarkson can friggen sing man. I have decided, along with my girlfriend, that we are unashamed Kelly Clarkson fans. Believe it.

UPDATE #3.5: The above statement is true, with the exception of "Since U Been Gone," because that song is mind-numbing and reminds me too much of Stephen and L.C., and well, that's just more than I can handle. haha.

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 Someone Put Some Clothes On Madonna, Please Grammy's are on, Gorillaz are performing in one of the most ridiculously cool 3D animated/live performances I've ever seen. They look real but they aren't and it's weird. You know what bums me out though, when 2 seconds later Madonna walks out. Good Lord. Can someone please stick some clothes on her? Please!? Great, you're in shape. Great, you work out still and occasionally get some sweat on your chic red Kabbalah bracelet, congratulations, now please put a robe over your leotard and leg warmers. Plus, where'd the fake Brit accent come from? You're from Bay City, Michigan not from Cornwall, drop the act. Just because you are married to a rockin' English director doesn't mean you all of a sudden have an accent...last I checked linguistics aren't sexually transmitted. At any rate, I can deal with the accent, but the old body, as in shape as it may be, in a sparkly unitard is just too much; no one should have to see that. UPDATE: Coldplay is NOT the "next U2" and they never will be. As much as Chris Martin runs around on stage, pointing to the heavens in grandiose fashions, he can never, and will never be Bono. His voice isn't as strong, his lyrics aren't as strong, he isn't backed by Larry, Adam and the Edge. Plus, last I checked, Coldplay isn't in the "saving the world" business either; yeah they performed at Live 8, but still, Bono raises billions of dollars for 3rd world debt...Chris Martin, on the other hand, just names his kids after fruit. UPDATE #3: Kelly Clarkson can friggen sing man. I have decided, along with my girlfriend, that we are unashamed Kelly Clarkson fans. Believe it. UPDATE #3.5: The above statement is true, with the exception of "Since U Been Gone," because that song is mind-numbing and reminds me too much of Stephen and L.C., and well, that's just more than I can handle. haha. eloquently said by \| 7:03 PM \| \| \|	Tyler Knott Productions Tyler Knott Photography Vimeo Tumblr Twitter Clutch Del.icio.us MySpace Last.fm LinkedIn Resumé Atom Feed Twitters follow me on Twitter Horizon Expanders McGraw Donovan Dave Morin Flickr Blog Jaymie Keller Kevin Casey Nate Warner Rachel Hoffenberg Sarah Joelle Sarah Joelle's Music My Photography Past Downpours September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2004 December 2003 November 2003 October 2003 September 2003 August 2003 July 2003 June 2003 May 2003 April 2003 March 2003 Copyright This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.