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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Someone Put Some Clothes On Madonna, Please

Grammy's are on, Gorillaz are performing in one of the most ridiculously cool 3D animated/live performances I've ever seen. They look real but they aren't and it's weird. You know what bums me out though, when 2 seconds later Madonna walks out. Good Lord.

Can someone please stick some clothes on her? Please!? Great, you're in shape. Great, you work out still and occasionally get some sweat on your chic red Kabbalah bracelet, congratulations, now please put a robe over your leotard and leg warmers. Plus, where'd the fake Brit accent come from? You're from Bay City, Michigan not from Cornwall, drop the act. Just because you are married to a rockin' English director doesn't mean you all of a sudden have an accent...last I checked linguistics aren't sexually transmitted.

At any rate, I can deal with the accent, but the old body, as in shape as it may be, in a sparkly unitard is just too much; no one should have to see that.

UPDATE: Coldplay is NOT the "next U2" and they never will be. As much as Chris Martin runs around on stage, pointing to the heavens in grandiose fashions, he can never, and will never be Bono. His voice isn't as strong, his lyrics aren't as strong, he isn't backed by Larry, Adam and the Edge. Plus, last I checked, Coldplay isn't in the "saving the world" business either; yeah they performed at Live 8, but still, Bono raises billions of dollars for 3rd world debt...Chris Martin, on the other hand, just names his kids after fruit.

UPDATE #3: Kelly Clarkson can friggen sing man. I have decided, along with my girlfriend, that we are unashamed Kelly Clarkson fans. Believe it.

UPDATE #3.5: The above statement is true, with the exception of "Since U Been Gone," because that song is mind-numbing and reminds me too much of Stephen and L.C., and well, that's just more than I can handle. haha.

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 Someone Put Some Clothes On Madonna, Please Grammy's are on, Gorillaz are performing in one of the most ridiculously cool 3D animated/live performances I've ever seen. They look real but they aren't and it's weird. You know what bums me out though, when 2 seconds later Madonna walks out. Good Lord. Can someone please stick some clothes on her? Please!? Great, you're in shape. Great, you work out still and occasionally get some sweat on your chic red Kabbalah bracelet, congratulations, now please put a robe over your leotard and leg warmers. Plus, where'd the fake Brit accent come from? You're from Bay City, Michigan not from Cornwall, drop the act. Just because you are married to a rockin' English director doesn't mean you all of a sudden have an accent...last I checked linguistics aren't sexually transmitted. At any rate, I can deal with the accent, but the old body, as in shape as it may be, in a sparkly unitard is just too much; no one should have to see that. UPDATE: Coldplay is NOT the "next U2" and they never will be. As much as Chris Martin runs around on stage, pointing to the heavens in grandiose fashions, he can never, and will never be Bono. His voice isn't as strong, his lyrics aren't as strong, he isn't backed by Larry, Adam and the Edge. Plus, last I checked, Coldplay isn't in the "saving the world" business either; yeah they performed at Live 8, but still, Bono raises billions of dollars for 3rd world debt...Chris Martin, on the other hand, just names his kids after fruit. UPDATE #3: Kelly Clarkson can friggen sing man. I have decided, along with my girlfriend, that we are unashamed Kelly Clarkson fans. Believe it. UPDATE #3.5: The above statement is true, with the exception of "Since U Been Gone," because that song is mind-numbing and reminds me too much of Stephen and L.C., and well, that's just more than I can handle. haha. eloquently said by \| 7:03 PM \| \| \|	Tyler Knott Productions Tyler Knott Photography Vimeo Tumblr Twitter Clutch Del.icio.us MySpace Last.fm LinkedIn Resumé Atom Feed Twitters follow me on Twitter Horizon Expanders McGraw Donovan Dave Morin Flickr Blog Jaymie Keller Kevin Casey Nate Warner Rachel Hoffenberg Sarah Joelle Sarah Joelle's Music My Photography Past Downpours Copyright This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.