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Saturday, March 11, 2006

The world we all live in is ending. You might not believe me, you might think I'm crazy and offer me a little crate, a coat with holes, a beard, and a downtown area in which you want me to yell and rant...none of that matters, because the world is ending, and I have proof.

The proof is this, a baseball team in Illinois, the Gateway Grizzlies, have a new snack at the concession stands this summer; an exciting partnership with Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Ready for the apocalyptical (I don't think that's a word) part of this whole mess? The "snack" is actually their version of "Baseball's Best Burger." Directly from the press release, and I quote:

"The burger...consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut."

Dear Lord. Don't worry all you calorie counting/fat avoiding/carb-weary friends out there, this little beast is expected to have the low low amount of 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat. That's nothing! So, go ahead, enjoy "Baseball's Best Burger" but rest assured, this is just a sign of the end of the world...now where's my coat with holes?

Image Copyrighted to KrispyKreme and Gateway Grizzlies

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Saturday, March 11, 2006 Krispy Kreme Hamburger The world we all live in is ending. You might not believe me, you might think I'm crazy and offer me a little crate, a coat with holes, a beard, and a downtown area in which you want me to yell and rant...none of that matters, because the world is ending, and I have proof. The proof is this, a baseball team in Illinois, the Gateway Grizzlies, have a new snack at the concession stands this summer; an exciting partnership with Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Ready for the apocalyptical (I don't think that's a word) part of this whole mess? The "snack" is actually their version of "Baseball's Best Burger." Directly from the press release, and I quote: "The burger...consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut." Dear Lord. Don't worry all you calorie counting/fat avoiding/carb-weary friends out there, this little beast is expected to have the low low amount of 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat. That's nothing! So, go ahead, enjoy "Baseball's Best Burger" but rest assured, this is just a sign of the end of the world...now where's my coat with holes? Image Copyrighted to KrispyKreme and Gateway Grizzlies eloquently said by \| 10:15 AM \| \| \|	Tyler Knott Productions Tyler Knott Photography Vimeo Tumblr Twitter Clutch Del.icio.us MySpace Last.fm LinkedIn Resumé Atom Feed Twitters follow me on Twitter Horizon Expanders McGraw Donovan Dave Morin Flickr Blog Jaymie Keller Kevin Casey Nate Warner Rachel Hoffenberg Sarah Joelle Sarah Joelle's Music My Photography Past Downpours Copyright This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.